'I love Chuck Bartowski, and I don't know what to do about it.'


Dearest Minon, hope you have a positively smashing time at Harry Potter Studios, as well as a despicable night out!! Now that you’re older maybe you’ll finally challenge me at pool (because 4-0 that was embarrassing for you). Taking the dog out is never the same without you calling me whilst you’re walking to work to complain about your job, and all your work mates going ons. I’ll never forget that night we shared in a prison cell (and the fact you thought a plastic bag was a rat). Love you lots and lots even if I’m majorly failing at skype ect…

Chuck+Sarah vs the Youtube Playlist

starting to use instagram again so follow me if you want @melcooked

Zachary Levi’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge x


"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

Oh baby, give me one more chance,

To show you that I love you.

Won’t you please let me back in your heart!

almost touching paws as they sleep


welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed


R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me